The best things in life happen to you when you re not tied down!
Dear Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time, cause I don t want to be alone in this again.
Just because he s deployed doesn t mean I m single.
Being single isn't bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special.
Sometimes people think if they re single no one can hurt them... but being single and thinking about memories can kill you.
Just because I m single doesn t mean you need to hit on me.
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
When you re single, your pockets will jingle.