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    When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he d grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.

    Larry Speakes


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    Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.

    Friedrich Nietzsche


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    A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple it's value every year. I told him, At my age, I don t even buy green bananas.

    Claude Pepper


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    Every time I see something terrible, it s like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way.

    Ralph Nader


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    Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

    Walt Whitman


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    When you become senile, you won t know it.

    Bill Cosby


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    Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.

    Unknown


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    I ve honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - but you re not young, you re 40.

    Sean Connery


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