When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he d grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple it's value every year. I told him, At my age, I don t even buy green bananas.
Every time I see something terrible, it s like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way.
Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?
When you become senile, you won t know it.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
I ve honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - but you re not young, you re 40.