There s a reason it s called girls gone wild and not women gone wild . When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis C.K.
Guys are obsessed with the anus. Do you think it s vagina envy?
Cara
Treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn t suggest you re special, it means you re an ass.
Raina Kelley
Fuck bitches, get money!
Unknown
Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore.
Ray Bradbury
If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call.
Lenore Bernard
This is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when it's revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm.
Fabulana
If I ever get around to boyfriend number two, he better have a busy life full of his own hobbies and goals, because I will not be someone s reason to exhale. I have better things to do then entertain a full grown man when I m not getting paid for it.
Gabriela
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